"If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it."

John Mayer  (via black-cigar)

(Source: observando, via hes-my-whore)

"If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here."

That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

(via vodkacupcakes)


A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

(via beyoncebeytwice)

  • Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy